Sunday, December 21, 2008

So nu, what's the miracle?

We all know the story: a little bit of oil, lasting for 8 days -- it's a neis, a miracle!  And thus the obligation to place the menorah someplace visible from the outside, to fulfill Pirsum Nisa, publicizing the miraculous event.

But there's a little problem, here on the first night.  If there was a day's supply of oil, then what exactly is the miracle for the first day?

A literalist might say, look, we're celebrating all eight days, so of course we have to start with the first day.  A physicist might say, perhaps an eighth of the oil was consumed each day, so the in-progress miracle was already visible (similar to a derivation from the Beit Yosef).  The midrashist might draw connections to the eight days of sukkot (though sukkot is really seven, plus shmini atzeret).  Reasonable explanations, true; but not deeply satisfying.

A Zionist or Maccaebean zealot might say, it's a different miracle that's being celebrated on the first day -- the nitzachon, the military victory.  Although all traces of that perspective have been erased from the gemara and halachah, there's a germ of a different idea here.  For an essential question behind any military undertaking is -- to put it baldly -- is God on our side?  And how would we know?

Most miracles don't even look like miracles.  They're b'derekh teva, clothed in the appearance of the natural order of things.  The crazy coincidences of the Purim megillah; the almost-slapstick but actually-heroics of Judith's Chanukah triumph; the impossible not-misses of meeting one's b'shert; the annoying red light that, unbeknownst to anyone, avoids the fatal car accident --no one is forced to see the hand of ha-Shem in these kinds of miracles.  The hashgacha pratit is known only to the extent one wishes to know it.

So perhaps the neis of this first night, is the neis b'derekh teva; the nisim that we are entirely immersed in, on all nights and at every moment.  And the true neis is that, the more we become of aware of those miracles, the more obvious the miracles become, the brighter the light shines, throughout the eight days of the chanukiah, throughout this solstice-marking holiday, through the entire season of gradually increasing light, into the era when the light hidden away for the righteous becomes visible to all.

Chag orim same'ach!

In light of our economic tzuris, and the schanda of Bernard Madoff (the goneff), the mitzva of tzedakah is even more important than usual.

Here is a note from Rabbi Ken Cohen, the Director of AU Hillel.  In addition to the wonderful community-building programming at the Hillel, they also generously provide a sefer torah for Zoo Minyan's shabbos morning davenning.


December 19, 2008


These are tough times, but the mission of American University Hillel to serve the needs of our students continues. 

But to be honest, I am very concerned. We are making cutbacks, but that may not be enough.

During the darkest part of winter, we Jews kindle a flame of hope by lighting menorahs. We chase away gloom, cold and fear with song and celebration. In a nutshell, stubborn hope has always been the key to our survival. 

You are our hope.

Please support AU Hillel and make your 2008 tax-deductible gift now. December 31st is only days away. You can make your donation online through our website ( or send a check to the address listed there. 

AU Hillel receives no funding from American University and needs to raise approximately 80% of our own budget. Your gift, big or small, will help us continue to promote an extensive social, political and religious program benefiting all of AU’s 2100 Jewish students.  



Rabbi Kenneth L. Cohen, Director 

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Erev Shabbos!

Starting this shabbos:  Zoo Minyan will now be ushering in the holy shabbos queen on a regular basis.

Zoo Minyan has met for Sat. morning services for 10 years (can you believe it?) -- and now Fridays too.  It seems like an auspicious time to inaugurate something new...

The Details:
This Friday night, December 19th
Shmoozing plus set-up: 5:30pm
Rockin' Kabbalat Shabbat -- 6pm sharp!
Followed by Ma'ariv, dinner, singing, drashing, more shmoozing....

(see below for details about dinner -- it's not just a pot-luck!)

At Ken Goldstein's house in Mt. Pleasant
For address and directions, check your Zoo Mail, or write to

A few things to expect (besides the unexpected)

  • Creative rituals and Kavanot
For example: To add sweetness from the week to shabbat, we will pass around the kiddush cup during kabbalat shabbat.  For each of the mizmorim (psalms, corresponding to each of the days of the week), a few people at a time will share something from their week to add to our overflowing cup of joy.
  • Nigunim

Both soulful and spirited tunes, with lots of repetition and space to sink into the melodies. (Sometimes, you don't really start singing a good melody until you've been singing it for 20 minutes!)

  • Nusach shivyoni

Davenning leaders will be using our photocopied siddurim with egalitarian language (see the Guide for the Perplexed).  Other siddurim will also be available, and everyone is welcome to daven from their own siddur.  Certain kinds of cacophony / pluralism create their own harmony.

  • Raza d'Shabbat ("the mystery of shabbos")

Between Kabbalat Shabbat and Ma'ariv, where Nusach Sefard has a passage from the Zohar and Nusach Ashkenaz has a passage from the Mishnah, we will have a (three minute) drash.  Drawing on the text of the tefillot (or parshat shavua or other relevant texts), we aim to provide kavannah for davenning and for our entry into shabbos.


Helping out:
  1. Procure dinner entrees from Rockville -- ALL SET 
  2. Schlep siddurim, pot-luck plates & utensils, and benchers
  3. Helping to organize set-up and clean-up
  4. Leading Kabbalat Shabbat -- ALL SET
  5. Raza d'Shabbat: Kavanah / Torah between Kabbalat Shabbat and Ma'ariv
  6. Leading Ma'ariv

Write back to to help out!

About Dinner

We will have main courses from Siena's! Kosher, lots of dairy plus at least one non-dairy option, all veggie, and all yummy! Vegetable lasagna, eggplant parmesan -- send in your requests.

For shabbat dinner, the community provides some hearty entrees. You can:

  • Contribute to the kitty to help pay for the entree,

         AND / OR

  • Bring a side dish, salad, drink, or desert as a dairy / veggie pot-luck contribution.

Don't worry about whether your kitchen is kosher (or “kosher enough”), everyone gets to contribute. But please be prepared to explain what's in your dish, to help people avoid allergy or kashrut issues.

If you're worried about whether you'll be able to eat at Zoo Minyan, there is always a critical mass of pot-luck contributions with a heksher or cooked in someone's heksher-only kitchen. There are always hekshered challot and grape juice. The entree is hekshered, and (for the l'mehadrin) heated while double-wrapped. And you'll get to know people as you ask who brought which dish.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Chanukah Seder (4th annual, already!)

From Zoo Minyannaire extraordinaire, David Smolar --

Monday, December 22nd
7pm at the historic 6th & I shul, downtown

The Chanukah season always brings the same questions. What really went down 2,170 years ago? Where can I go to learn more? And will there be food? On the second night of Chanukah, we will answer all your questions when writer/producer Dave Smolar presents the fourth annual "Chanukah Seder," a full-length musical adaptation of the story with food, friends, and fun along the way. If you know everything or nothing about the holiday, if you just want to meet and greet in the city, if you want a Chanukah party where you actually celebrate Chanukah-- then come early, stay late, eat your weight in latkes, and be ready to sing along!

Click here to register through the Jewish Study Center, for the flyer, or for videos from two years ago.

Zoo Minyan this shabbos -- and next shabbos

We'll be gathering for davenning, lunch, shmoozing, singing, etc., this Saturday at Deborah and Shalom's house. Volunteers for leyning, leading, davenning treats, torah schlepping, and the famous Zoo Minyan veggies are very much appreciated – write back to

Or use the self-service leyning spreadsheet to sign up.

And next shabbos (Dec 19), we'll be meeting east of the park for Kabbalat Shabbat, dinner, more singing, etc. Details to come in next week's Zoo Mail. Final plans will be worked out next Tuesday evening – join in person or by conference call. Write back to – or check out our Google calendar and all sorts of other goodies here at our new website.

Thanks go to all who have helped with polishing our Amidah text – now with fewer typos, all the seasonally-appropriate inserts, and (drum-roll please) a draft English translation. The latter will be handed out this shabbos for use during davenning, and then to take home for suggestions and improvements. As always, huge thanks go to Howard (yes, White) for making this project happen.

The Details:

Zoo Minyan
This Saturday, Shabbat Shuva, 13 December
10am sharp, with a rockin' Psukei d'Zimrah
Pot-luck dairy/veggie lunch -- main courses especially appreciated

At the home of Deborah Hittleman Flank and Shalom Flank. For directions, email

Sunday, December 07, 2008

"TransTorah" just launched

Received today from our friend Navah (soon to be Rav Nav) --

Dear Hevre:
We are thrilled to announce the official launch of the TransTorah website:!

TransTorah's mission is to help people of all genders to fully access and transform Jewish tradition, and to help Jewish communities be welcoming sanctuaries for people of all genders.

Our website offers links to many trans-friendly services and organizations, as well as a groundbreaking collection of trans and genderqueer resources. These include ritual, liturgy, sermons, and d'vrei torah (commentary on the torah), as well as educational materials and essays on gender diversity and judaism.
Please note that TransTorah is a collective of like-minded individuals, not a non-profit or an organization. It is a labor of love that doesn't include little things like office furniture, staff, or IRS documentation. We would love to hear from you - especially if you do similar work and would like to be added to our referral list - however please be patient with us, as we may not be able to respond as quickly as we'd like.

Thanks for your support and for sharing this resource with your communities.

Blessings and Respect –
the TransTorah collective: rabbinical student Reuben Zellman, Maggid Jhos Singer, Rabbi Elliot Kukla, scholar Max K. Strassfeld, rabbnical student Ari Lev Fornari, and artist Micah Bazant

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Minhag and Halachah

Tonight (Thursday night) is the fourth of December, a significant date on the Jewish calendar. Wait – the Jewish calendar doesn't have a "December"! Well, yes and no. And thereby hangs a tale.

For a little less than half the year, we ask for rain in the “Blessing of the Year”, recited in the midst of each weekday Amidah. The timing mostly coincides with the rainy season in Israel. When the rainy season stops (at about Pesach), we stop asking for rain – we don't want to make a vain prayer. When the rainy season begins (around Sukkot)...well, it depends.

In the Land of Israel, you really could start asking for rain during Sukkot. But who wants a wet sukkah? And who wants to ask ha-Shem for something that you don't really want? So we wait until everyone is done with Sukkot – measured as the time it takes for pilgrams to walk (or ride camels) from Jerusalem to the other side of the Euphrates river, also known as the 7th day of Cheshvan (this year, that was the 5th of November). Notice: that's a date in Cheshvan, in the Jewish calendar, because it's measured relative to the end of Sukkot.

But the authors of the Talmud lived in Babylonia (ok, the authors of the Babylonian Talmud, but that's the one we all follow). The rainy season there starts later. And the time of year when it starts is measured by a solar calendar – relative to the fall equinox or winter solstice. In fact, the Talmud decrees that the rainy season (and the request for rain in the Amidah) for Babylonia begins 60 days after the fall equinox. That's not a fixed day in the Jewish lunar calendar. Hence we're marking the change in the Amidah as a date in December, not Cheshvan or Kislev.

Now, hold on a second. We're in Washington DC, not Babylonia or the Land of Israel. When does our rainy season start? The halachic decision (after the Talmud) was to begin asking for rain at the beginning of the local rainy season (that's the quintessentially logical position of the ever-logical Rambam); or, especially in places that don't really have a rainy season, then to follow the default custom of the date used in Israel, the 7th of Cheshvan (for example, the Meiri and the Rosh).

Oops. We don't seem to follow either of those two options. Instead, we pretend we're living in Babylonia? Does that make sense? Or to quote the Rambam on this issue, “Is this not falsehood and foolishness?” (Commentary on the Mishnah, Taanit ch. 1).

The Rosh got pretty worked up about this issue (Klal 4, Sec 10 of his teshuvot, collected by his son, and cited by Zevin in ha-Moadim b'Halachah):

My heart told me that now the time had come to correct what I had desired to correct these many years....But their hearts were swayed aside and they turned their minds backwards....They had swayed the hearts of the community so as not to accept from me the words of the living God.”

Zevin concurs, writing that our current practice “is an astonishing tradition, difficult to comprehend.” But he cites the Jerusalem Talmud's general principal (Yevamot ch.12): “Minhag can override Halachah.”

So, as a practical matter, we start asking for rain on Thursday night, marking off the date in December. Even though it's an “astonishing tradition, difficult to comprehend.” But that only begs the question – for where does minhag (custom) come from? How does it get established? True, once established, it's hard to dislodge, and often not proper to dislodge. But if, by whatever mechanism, it does get dislodged, and a new minhag is established in it's place – does that new minhag also override halacha? Or perhaps the equivalent, does halachah morph to accommodate the newly established minhag? In a Kaplan-esque mode, can one engage in that process consciously, or can it only be determined to have happened in retrospect, usually after the passage of multiple generations?

No answers here, sorry. But there are plenty of new minhagim being established at the Zoo. May those that are right and just be firmly planted.

[Note: the astute reader may have noticed that the 4th of December is not 60 days after the autumnal equinox. A special Mi-sheBerach at the next Zoo for anyone who can explain why.]

Sunday, November 30, 2008

A Guide for the Perplexed / FAQ

A Guide to Zoo Minyan for the Perplexed

a.k.a. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

(blatantly and lovingly plagiarized from Tikkun Leil Shabbat)

  • Who comes to Zoo Minyan?

We are Jews from birth, Jews by choice, people committed to both traditional and non-traditional Jewish practice, non-Jews, and people exploring Judaism; LGBT and straight; people of color, Sefardi, Mizrachi and Ashkenazi; Virginians, Marylanders, DC residents, and people from other places; Conservative, Orthodox, Reconstructionist, Reform, Renewal, secular, and Jewish without labels; people with no formal Jewish education, Jewish educators, and people with all other types of Jewish backgrounds. 

  • Where does the name "Zoo Minyan" come from?

The p'shat (literal) answer: because we meet in people's homes in the neighborhoods surrounding DC's National Zoo.  
No, we don't meet in the Zoo, though we've met there for lunch-and-learn picnics (how often do you get shul announcements that say, “turn right at the monkeys...”?)

Some drash (expansive) answers:

  1. “Zoo” is a transliteration from the Hebrew phrase “gam zoo l'tov” -- this too is for the good.
  2. We're a good minyan for all those people whose Yiddish-inflected parents or grandparents accused you of being “vilde chayas” (wild animals)
  3. We're striving to reach the level of those other Chayot (beings), the Chayot ha-Kodesh (angels)
  4. You never know what kind of wild things might be happening here
  • What style of services are these?

All of the services are fully egalitarian and full davenning. And when we succeed, also full of kavannah (intention) and pretty haimische (warm / folksy / friendly).  

On shabbos mornings, starting at 10am, we do a complete psukei d'zimrah (verses and songs – and we actually sing many of the songs!) and shacharit, with additional kavanot (intention-infusions), creative rituals, and lots of nigunim (wordless melodies). We leyn the full Torah reading, with “micro-davars” to help bless each aliyah. We leave time for individual musaf and/or meditation, before concluding with kiddush by 1pm.

On Erev Shabbat, we do a full Kabbalat Shabbat and Maariv with lots of nigunim.  Both evening and daytime, we follow davenning with meals, shmoozing, introductions and community announcements, often some learning or singing, and general shabbos revelry.

We use “nusach shivyoni” -- egalitarian language for the prayers.

Since we meet in people's living rooms, we sit randomly but comfortably on couches, chairs, pillows, laps, backjacks, etc. Davenning is a shomer-shabbos space (no instruments, cell phones, writing, etc), though we have a very wide spectrum of shabbos observance / non-observance amongst us.

  • Will I be yotzei / yotzeit?

Totally, you're good. And if you don't know what that means, then you're also good.

  • What siddur (prayerbook) do you use?

We use the nusach shivyoni (egalitarian language) siddur, Birkat Shalom, developed by the Siddur Project  over the last 25 years at Havurat Shalom in Somerville, MA.  Everyone is welcome to bring their own siddur as well – people daven out of Artscroll, Rinat Yisrael, Bokser, Eidut ha-Mizrach, transliterated siddurim, without a printed text at all, and every other variation you can think of.  We also usually leave interesting magazines and/or children's books lying around, just in case.

  • Can I come just for services and then leave? Can I show up just for eating and shmoozing?

Yes, and yes. Friday nights, we generally start dinner approximately 1.5 hours after the posted start time. Shabbat morning, lunch is usually around 1pm.

  • What are “the famous Zoo Minyan veggies”?

By the end of davenning, some people really want to eat already (you know who you are).  And some people want to build community by doing long introductions and community announcements (you know who you are).  So we do both at the same time – pass around heaping platters of veggies plus dip, while we get to know each other a little and find out what's going on in the community.

  • What should I wear to the Zoo?

Anything you want. You'll see people wearing nice clothes for shabbos, jeans, and flowing funky garments, with sandals and with dress shoes (or no shoes at all), with covered and uncovered heads.

  • What kind of food should I bring?

For shabbat lunch, please bring a vegetarian / dairy contribution (or sign up to bring the famous Zoo Minyan veggies). Main dishes are always especially appreciated. Don't worry about whether your kitchen is kosher (or “kosher enough”), everyone gets to contribute. But please be prepared to explain what's in your dish, to help people avoid allergy or kashrut issues.

For shabbat dinner, the community provides some kind of hearty entree. You can either

  1. Contribute to the kitty to help pay for the entree, or
  2. Bring a salad, side dish, drink, or desert as a pot-luck contribution.

  • I keep kosher in a particular way. Will I be able to eat at Zoo Minyan?

There is always a critical mass of pot-luck contributions with a heksher or cooked in someone's heksher-only kitchen. There are always hekshered challot and grape juice. On Friday nights, the entree is hekshered, and (for the l'mehadrin) heated while double-wrapped. And you'll get to know people as you ask who brought which dish.  

  • I'm not Jewish. Can I come?


  • I am Jewish, but I'm probably not "Jewish enough" to come to something like this. Can I come?

Yes, you are, and yes, please come!

  • I'm not in my twenties or thirties / I've never davenned in nusach shivyoni (and I don't even know what that means) / I'm not straight / I'm not queer / I don't live within walking distance / I don't know anyone there. Can I come?

Yes! We gain strength from each person who joins us.

  • Has Zoo Minyan taken any steps to "green" these gatherings?

We've taken a variety of steps to reduce the environmental impact of our gatherings:

  1. Our meeting locations are usually metro accessible (Red line or Green line) and for many attendees, also walkable and bikeable. 
  2. By gathering for vegetarian meals, we significantly reduce the environmental impact of our Shabbat meals together. (Eating lower on the food chain, even once a week, is a very powerful way to reduce the energy use and carbon emissions associated with our food consumption -- and it's yummy!).
  3. We try to minimize waste from disposables, by washing and re-using serving utensils, plates, cups, and tableware. (We also have never-used plates etc for kashrut purposes, which makes up for the lost / broken ones in a steady-state process.)
  4. We recycle glass, plastic and aluminum containers after meals, diverting some garbage from the waste stream and conserving resources.
  5. Some of the homes where we meet have offset their electricity usage with wind or other green power.
  6. We encourage everyone to emulate Fred Scherlinder Dobb -- bring food in reusable containers that you'll take home to minimize the trash we generate, choose local and organic foods for your potluck offering whenever you can, and walk or bike (inside the eruv) if you can.
  7. "Greening" our community's practices is an ongoing process, and your suggestions for further improvements are welcome: green at zoominyan dot org.

  • Who organizes Zoo Minyan?

Who said we're organized?  

Whatever we do, it's as a lay-led havurah entirely organized by volunteers.
Participants in the Zoo Minyan community bring potluck dishes to share (or the famous Zoo Minyan veggies), lead davenning, leyn, add readings, poems, and kavanot, create new rituals, share songs, give micro-davars and teach over lunch, schlep a sefer torah / siddurim / food, wash dishes, and find all sorts of lovely and creative ways to enrich our community.

  • Can I help? I'd like to get involved.

Yes! If you're interested in helping schlep, lead, leyn, drash, or help in some other way, email: info at ZooMinyan dot org.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Mar Cheshvan

The month of Mar Cheshvan ends today. We add the Hebrew word “Mar” -- bitter – to the Babylonian name of the month because there is no holiday whatsoever during the entire month. Not even a Zoo Minyan!

But even in the gathering darkness of winter, once Kislev starts tonight, we can look forward to new opportunities to rejoice. For example:
  • The next Zoo Minyan on December 13th.
  • The very first Friday night Zoo Minyan on December 19th!
  • The new Zoo Minyan website
  • Updated siddurim (we hope...)
  • Ok, and Chanukah, and a new season of hope, and maybe someone has a new kitten too.

Details will come to your mailbox, as always. You can also check the new website / blog:

And we have dates through Shavuos! Check out the new Zoo Minyan Calendar (then add it to your own):

We'll be having two business-type meetings, which everyone is welcome to join. First, some more decisions on what we want Friday night davenning to look like. We'll do a weeknight gathering in the next week or two that people can either attend in person, or join on the phone. If you haven't already put your hand up, email back to:

Second, we're going to update the siddurim, probably next Sunday afternoon, December 7th. At least a corrected version of the Amidah, maybe more if we have the energy. If your Hebrew is good, that's great. If your photocopying and hole-punching skills are good, that's great too. For some things, we'll need you there on the 7th ; for others (e.g., editing the translation), you can stick to the comforts of your own home, you don't have to show up on Sunday. Write back to if you can help.

Tikkun Leil Shabbat, next Friday night

Next Tikkun Leil Shabbat:

Friday 12/5 @ 16th & Harvard Sts NW 

Friday, December 5 - East facing, a cappella
6:45 pm services
approx 8:15 pm veggie potluck
All Souls 1500 Harvard St. NW 
Click here for directions

dvar tikkun: Our Place DC

(Yay, Gwen!)

Please bring a vegetarian dish to share, and, if you can, an unwrapped new toy for children of incarcerated mothers. Wish list here.

What are we doing right?

Study: Attending services cuts women’s death risk

November 25, 2008 

JERUSALEM (JTA) -- Regular attendance at religious services reduces the risk of death for women by 20 percent, according to a new study.

The study by researchers at Yeshiva University and its Albert Einstein College of Medicine was published Nov. 17 in the Psychology and Health journal.

The researchers evaluated the religious practices of 92,395 women aged 50 to 79 participating in the Women's Health Initiative, a national, long-term study aimed at addressing women’s health issues and funded by the National Institutes of Health.

Those who said they attended religious services at least once a week showed a 20 percent mortality risk reduction compared with those not attending services at all. The study did not attempt to measure spirituality; its authors stress that it examined self-reported measures of religiosity.

The study adjusted for the women's participation in organizations and group activities that promote a strong social life and enjoyable routines, behaviors known to lead to overall wellness.

“Interestingly, the protection against mortality provided by religion cannot be entirely explained by expected factors that include enhanced social support of friends or family, lifestyle choices and reduced smoking and alcohol consumption,” said Dr. Eliezer Schnall, the lead author of the study. “There is something here that we don’t quite understand. It is always possible that some unknown or unmeasured factors confounded these results.”